Wiretap: Jake Gyllenhaal Channels His Inner Theatre Queen

Perpetual fantasy object Jake Gyllenhaal divas it out on Saturday Night Live on behalf of his Brokeback fan base. Who knew Jakey could sing? He's a zillion times better than some of the tired queens we've seen belt out "And I Am Telling You" since Dreamgirls hit the big screen.

Though really, Jake, we already loved you. Now, maybe just this much more.

Wiretap: Dick in a Box

Fuck all those Kay Jewelers ads, every lady we know would much rather have a dick in a box for Christmas than a diamond tennis bracelet. And by lady, we of course mean all the busted tranny's we cavort with.

Person To Person: Ana Gasteyer

How we pine away for the days when SNL was a good show.

Back in the day one of operatorLA's favorite performers was Ana Gasteyer. Quirky, hilarious, multi-dimensional and a great compatriot to Maya Rudolf. Well, those days are gone but Ana Gasteyer has not disappeared. She is appearing in Broadway's Wicked and looking for a gay benefactor.

Atleast that is what she said in this interview with OUT magazine.

If we had money, we woudl be drunk constantly with a never ending supply of xanax. And if we had more money, we would give some to Ms. Gasteyer.