Photo Call: Interpreting Annie Leibovitz

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Photo Call: Brandon Flowers

Wayland Brandon Flowers, of the Vegas rock band the Killers, appears to be using his patented Brain-o-tron to suck some much needed intelligence from a poncy schoolboy.

Or, maybe we should go with our default caption: Nice hat, douche.

Photo Call: A Town Determined to be Number One

Boy do we love a good poop joke, especially a visual one. Boy, are we drunk right now.

Regardless, we spend a portion of our summers in upstate New York, and this may have just edged out our favorite small town, Coxsackie, for best snicker-if-you're-high name ever.

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Photo Call: Olsen Twins Look Old, Tired, and Demented

The Olsen ghouls twins are looking haggard lately. I nominate them both to star in a remake of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"

"You wouldn't be able to keep me from going to Starbucks if I weren't still in this chair."

"Butcha Aaah, Ashley! Ya Ahh in that chair."

Photo Call: Cruelty to Animals

We hope that dolphin doesn't catch something from globe-trotting STD incubator Tara Reid. Someone get PETA on standby, just in case.

Photo Call: Something's Fishy

Necessity is the mother of invention. And it is so difficult to have to make that trip from the fishbowl to the toilet bowl to flush a recently deceased goldfish.

Photo Call: Baby New Year

We'll take Jake Shears as the representation of the New Year over that big-eared kid from the Rudolph special anyday.

Photo Call: It's Not a Verb We'd Use, But...

This comes to us via Bedazzled. Apparently someone's computer had a case of the Gibsons. Does this mean we can now use "sugartits" when playing Scrabble? If so, it's so going to replace our go to slur, "fudgepacker," from now on.

Photo Call: Britney and Panties. Hey, It's a Start.

Well, Ms. Spears seems to have gotten her laundry done. However, we don't necessarily need to know the color of her delicates. Maybe she's going to add to her wardrobe piece by piece? Here's hoping she gets to the burkha stage by, oh, mid-February.

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Photo Call: You Can Practically Hear the Wind Whistling Through Their Heads

We'll take the slutburger, super sized, if you please.

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Paris Hilton ;Perez Hilton ;Jenna Jameson

Good Call: Putting the Bush into Brokeback

Ah, we love politics...but we hate politicians. But today we are changing that view and saying that we love a certain politician named Andre Boisclair. You've probably not heard of him because he is from Canada and is the leader of Parti Québécois.

Oh, Did we mention that he is gay? Cuz, he is.

And did we mention that he is cute? Cuz, he is.

And did we mention that he has a sense of humor?

From Towleroad: He appeared in a sketch lampooing Canada's America's leaders. The sketch features George Bush and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper shirtless inside a pup tent. George Bush fondles his nipples before throwing two cherries at Harper. The cherries then appear strategically placed atop two mounds of whipped cream on Harper's chest. The tent unzips and Boisclair, peeking his head through, says "Quebec won't get mixed up in something like that."

Nice. We wouldn't get mixed up in it either. Like any good queer, we steer clear of the Bush.

Photcall: Brit Brit is A Nit Wit

well, we had hope for a second. But like our dating life, hope has been sucked up into a vacuous hole somewhere in the universe.

And if you want to know what hole we are talking about check out the picture after the jump. (NSFW)

Brit had been following our advice and cleaning up her act but whoever told her to start hanging with Paris and Lindsay are not the people she should be listening to. Granted, we understand she might be down. Hell, a divorce will do that to a girl, but she doesn't need to parade her obvious binge drinking in public. She should do it like any good mother does and stay at home in front of the boob tube with a vodka and xanax cocktail in one hand and your baby in the other.

Britney- Get it together. Get in the Studio. Go on Oprah and talk about how Kevin was abusive and manipulative.. Talk about post-pardom depression. But most importantly, dump Paris!



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Photo Call: K-Fed-Ex

Britney's ex-hubbie demonstrates how he'll pay for his big pimpin' lifestyle from now on. No word on whether or not he swallows.


Kevin Federline ;Britney Spears ;Oral Sex

Photocall: Eagles of the Late Late Show?

It's been said before but it bears repeating, Queens of the Stone Age/Eagles of Death Metal's Josh Homme and former talk show host Craig Kilborn look quite similar, eh?


Josh Homme ;Craig Kilborn

Photo Call: Robbie Williams & The Grinch

Photocall: Isn't It Ironic?

Er, our membership in the Alanis Morissette fanclub must've lapsed, because no one informed us she'd gone all Sheryl Crow. This is a jagged little pill for us to swallow. We prefer the bile-spewing, angsty Alanis look of the mid-nineties, a look you can revisit after the jump. It gets us angry at Dave Coulier all over again.

Alanis Morissette ;Sheryl Crow ;Celebrity Photos

Photocall: Trannie Scouts

How progressive of the Girl Scouts to let that scary looking trannie into their fold. Maybe they're working on their gender equality merit badge. Oh, that's Fergie? Never mind. We apologize for the confusion.

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Fergie ;Fugly Outfits ;Trannies

Photocall: F(l)ags Of Our Fathers

Nothing like draping Old Glory around your chiseled man-flesh to put the military themes of your new movie, book, blah blah whatever into context.


Ryan Phillippe ;Reichen ;Old Glory

Photocall: Which One is Chevy Chase?

Jack Osbourne and Elijah Wood look like they're auditioning for a remake of Spies Like Us. Style wise, the retro Cold War chic is a big nyet.

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Jack Osbourne ;Elijah Wood ;Hats

Photocall: Lydia Hearst Dyes Hair, Revolutionizes Fashion

Our love for Patty Hearst, the newspaper heiress/revolutionary/John Waters muse knows no bounds, but we're not feeling her celebutard daugher Lydia Hearst-Shaw. The Ford model recently traded her blond locks for red in an attempt to shake up the fashion industry.

“Everything in fashion is changing and I’m changing with it. There is no other standout redhead on the runway. It’s a new beginning for me.”

Wow, way to shake up the status Quo. It's not like you, I don't know, ate a meal or walked down the runway with acne or something.

We've no idea if Lydia deigned to match the carpet to the drapes, but if she didn't, we have just the product for her.



COLOR HER RED [NY Post]

Lydia Hearst-Shaw ;Models