Wake Up Call: Mangoes

In what may be the worst deal since Native Americans gave away the island of Manhattan for shiny beads or Operator NYC traded his chocolate chip cookie for some crappy applesauce in third grade, President Bush secured a deal to hand over nuclear fuel and reactor components to India. In return, the United States gets...wait for it...mangoes. India gets nukes, we get the makings for some delicious fruit smoothies. Totally fair deal.
Nukes to India, port security to the U.A.E. God only knows what he'll offer the Pakistanis.