411: Hump Day Links

It's Wednesday and that's hump day, and that means hump day links.


Omigod, y'all, child welfare officials visit Britney Spears. Seriously girl, you cannot get any more cliche. [Mtv.com]

Ol' Tom Cruise goes on the anti-psychiatric drug rampage again. Do you ever think the lady doth protest too much? [contactmusic]

The NY Times is getting rid of its Boldface Names section. Now where will old dowagers and left-leaning Upper West Side moms get their gossip? [jossip]

Matt Lauer is staying with the Today Show until 2011. His hair, however, will only be with the show until 2009. [NY Daily News]

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Saarsgard are engaged. If you searching for a wedding present, do not buy them a vowel. bad-um-bum. In related news, we now hate Maggie Gyllenhaal. [RTE]