411: No Hard News Monday Morning

It's a good lookin' Monday here in the blogosphere, where the weather is always a perfect 72 degrees. OperatorNYC likes to follow his "no hard news on Monday morning" mandate, so he's cast his information net far and wide.

Apparently, Laura Bush is no fan of Hilary Clinton's style. The current First Lady was appalled at Hil's "gaudy, outdated taste." She also thought the Lincoln Bedroom looked worn out. Good thing she gave the White House a swift makeover, and designed that rug for George. He just loves that Oval Office rug. It's so optimistic. [via Drudge Report]

Speaking of politics, the Weekly World News has the top five secrets the Govt. doesn't want you to know. Number four is "Bigfoots Are Being Bred as UltraPowerful Homeland Security Guards." We always thought the plural was Bigfeet. Our bad.

Straighten It Like Beckham. Ol' Becks suffers fromOCD, and he "admitted to regularly spending hours straightening the furniture at his Madrid home." [via Hello Magazine]

Britney Spears is caught rocking the boob sweat. [via The Sun]

This is why we live in the city, so we don't have to bond with farm animals. [via Slate]

Now that our lust for the ridiculous and sublime is sated, we're going to face the rest of the day.