411: Watching Scotty Lie

Say it ain't so. Murmurs in Washington that White House bitch press secretary Scott McClellan may step down. Aww. We were so used to watching Scotty stammer, fluster, dissemble, con, delude, distort (I'm running out of synonyms here)and generally lie straight-faced to the American public. Who's gonna scuffle with the White House Press Corps now?

Scotty, if you're feeling lonely, I bet Jeff Gannon/Guckert can cheer you up. Whore's gotta stick together.


[via CNN]