911: Simpson Family Financial Distress

This is breaking news, y'all, so hold on tight. operatorLa has been keeping up to date with airheaded, horse-faced Jessica Simpson lately. Seems she has been making the rounds with her sis, no talent, lyp-syncher Ashley.

Well, after looking through lots of publicity photos, operatorLa has concluded that the Simpson family is in major financial distress. Let's look at the evidence. So much is being said in this picture that you really have to take a look to see the proof.
1.) No Money for Hair Dye. It seems the Simpson Sisters are so financially strapped that they have taken to using the same bottle of hair dye to keep their fake lovely locks looking fresh.

2.) Trading Hair Extensions. As is evident by the awful state of Ashley's extensions, it can only be concluded that they just swap their horse hair weave from one head to the next. Think about it. Have you ever seen both sisters sporting a long do at the same time. NO!

3.) Sharing Make-Up. Ladies, can you really not afford to buy your own supply of M.A.C.? You all are wearing the same shade of gloss and blush. It isn't pretty girls, it isn't pretty.

4.) Tablecloth Dress. I am pretty sure that Jessica's dress is made out of the fabric remnants of a tablecloth that my grandmother gave to the Goodwill only months ago. Poor girl can't even afford good-looking couture anymore.

Don't be surprised when word trickles out about a Simpson Bankruptcy. Just remember that you heard it from The Operator first.