Call Sheet: Single White Female Redux

Okay, seriously, what the fuck is up with reality show nymphette Kristen Cavallari? She's almost completely turned into Jessica Simpson -- even going as far as getting the hot monkey love from Simpson ex Nick Lachey. Rumor has it they're both up for the same role in the big screen version of Dallas (don't even get OperatorNYC started on that one).


What happened to idolizing real stars, not just media-crafted blow-up dolls?

We seriously think they should both be cast in an update of Single White Female. Except this time, do it as a snuff film. May the best blonde survive.


[via US Weekly]