Star69: Bug Faced Jessica replaces Horse Face Jessica
Oy! operatorLA has enough reasons to hate Jessica Simpson and then comes along this photo of her. I know, I know, you are saying to yourself, " I thought operatorLA is queer, aren't all queers supposed to love Jessica Simpson." And to that he responds "Hell to the No!"
It would seem that she would quickly solidify herself as a huge gay icon. She has all the needed attributes: Platinum blond hair-check, Big Belty Pop voice- check, Stupidity-check, Divorce-check- but for some reason it isn't working.
operatorLA's old nickname for Ms. Simpson was "Horse Face Evil." I mean c'mon, you've seen the pics and thought the same thing. You've seen a few bad photos of her and thought of the old joke that goes:A Horse Jessica Simpson walks into a bar and the barteneder says, "Hey, Jessica, why the long face."
After seing this pic shot recently in Italy, operatorLA is changing her nickname to "Ms. Bug Eye Creepy." What the hell was she thinking? Those glasses would look too big on a Down Syndrome kid with encephalitis, let alone her horse face!
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