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With all deference to our esteemed co-editor in LA -- we saw Andy Samberg first. Not that we here in the NY office want to start a rap-style feud, but it needed to be stated. Of course, we are more than willing to share -- that's just how we were raised. And since Mr. Samberg resides here in New York, well he's easier to stalk for one thing. Let's just stamp him "property of The Operator."

For the record, yes he is Jewish. As far as the tattoos, we'll let you know.

Defamer has the scoop on Samberg's big screen venture.