411: Tom Cruise Can Read Your Mind

Maybe he can, and maybe he can. It's all a part of Scientology's new Super Power Program launching in (of course) Clearwater, Florida. Not content with their whole alien mythology, seems like the scientologists have built their very own Danger Room to enhance their cult members followers 57(!!!) senses. Some of the alleged "senses" include saline content of self, emotional state of organs, timen sight (whatever the fuck that is) and our personal fave, awareness of not knowing. Somehow, bat shit insanity didn't make the list. We wonder what superpower Tom Cruise used to hypnotize Katie Holmes into becoming his bride?

This only proves once again Florida is a hotbed of unadulterated crazy and Scientologists really need to rethink their stance on prescription medication.

[St. Petersburg Times via The Huffington Post]