*69: Retired and Loving It!

Do you remember that epsiode of the Golden Girls when Rose was afraid she might have been infected with HIV? Well, that scene doesn't seem so terribly fictional anymore. Next time Grandma asks for a kiss, you may want to think twice. Expecially if she is living in one of those hip new retirement sex clubs communities. Looks like the elder generation is getting a leg up, if you will, on the youngins.

Because of the lack of sex education in their youth, no worries about pregnancy and the wonderful creation of Viagra, old folks are getting it on and getting diseases.

According to this story out of Florida, A gynecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Fla., said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami.

So next time you send Grandpa a card for his birthday make sure you include a few condomns.

On a lighter note, hosts of those in home sex-toy parties (you know, the Tupperware Ladies of the new millenium) may have found themselves a new market.