911: Joke Emergency!

operatorLA will admit it, he has a bit of a sarcastic sense of humor. Coupled with his dirty mind and penchant for sattire, this should make him an ideal candidate to come up with the perfect punchline for this story.

Seems a 33 year old man in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia has taken for his bride a 104 year old woman. This is his first marriage and the lady's 21st. Nice! Bitch knows what she wants and is not afraid to go after, and this is in a Muslim country.

However, because he thinks that there are so many perfect punchlines to this story, his head is swimming with picking the right one. So, operatorLA feels it is time for a little competition. The Operator wants your best joke based on this story posted in the comments section.

Here is operatorLA's entry:

The groom is reported to say that he is in it for the love. "I am not after her money, as she is poor," Muhamad reportedly said. "Before meeting Wook, I never stayed in one place for long."

With the Bride at 104 years old, operatorLA can think of one other place the groom won't be staying in for very long either!