911: Specter and Feingold get all Jerry Springer!

OOO GurLLLL! Things is getting wild up der in da Congress! Lordy, Lordy this year is fittin to be Crazy in Warshington.

Dis is what went down:

Arlen Specter was all "We fittin to propose an amendment cuz we hate the gays."
Russ Feingold was like "nu-uh, we may not like the gays all that much, but best not to touch that there Constitution."
Specter was like "I don't care. We doin it"
Feingold goes "You better not."
Specter goes "And you know what, we fittin to make the vote in a private room instead of our regular public one."
Feingold is all like "That ain't right"
Specter goes "I don't care. We doin it."

Then they vote and those stupid Republicans get their way.

Then Feingold is all like "I love the Constitution, I hate this amendment, I hate your ass face and I am fittin to go home and bite my pillow."
Specter says "Talk to the Hand you are no better than me, if you wanna go, then go. Good Riddance."
And Feingold is like "See Ya."

It is off the hook in da House (and Senate), y'all! operatorLA only wishes that they would handle things old school style, when representatives used to beat each other with canes. That shit is BANANAS!