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Meryl Streep is partnering with Starbucks to record audiobooks of "The Velveteen Rabbit" and "The Night Before Christmas" that will be sold in the coffeehouses later this year reports AOL News.

"The company recently announced an alliance with the William Morris Agency, a talent and literary agency that will help Starbucks identify music, film and book projects to consider for marketing and distribution in its stores."

Who else will will the coffee giant get to sell out? Maybe Robert DeNiro can read "Everyone Poops?" Dame Judi Dench could narrate "Are You There God?It's Me, Margaret." When you can throw gazillions of dollars around like Starbucks, the possibilities are endless.