Incoming Call: operatorLA is alive and well!
operatorLA is back and
hung-over, tired and broke better than ever! After a great trip to Las Vegas and the Celebration of his 30th birthday, operatorLA is ready to get back into the swing of things. But first a few words of wisdom for those who might be thinking of taking a family trip to Sin City:
It is very difficult to keep 7 family members organized. Plan ahead and make sure everyone is tethered together.
When looking for your lost grandmother…again, always check the penny slots first.
When looking for your lost uncle…again, always check the roulette table first.
When looking to have sex with the hot hipster boy sitting next to you at the roulette table… don’t go to Vegas with your grandma and your uncles!
And finally Drink lots of alcohol! operatorLA is not talking about the water-down swill they give you while your gambling, no, he is telling you to take some shots of some hard stuff and then go to Fat Tuesday’s and have one of those slushy drinks with the shots of 190 proof Everclear inside. These things will make it easier to deal with the family.
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