VoiceMail: It's Madonna, I am hung up right now, leave a message...

Hey madge! Just wanted to drop you a line and let you know that the pics of your recent concert have whetted my appetite. You are one crazy bitch! I mean, a disco-ball cross that you crucify yourself on. That is some shit.
Also wanted to let you know that by the grace of god, one of my friends had an extra ticket to your show that he was willing to give to operatorLA, so I will be joining you on Wednesday.
I am all a-twitter!
I still think your tickets are too expensive especially since my roommate can't afford to go. I have to sleep with one eye open for fear that he might kill me out of jealousy of my recent ticket windfall.
Anyway, can't wait to see you and maybe we can hook-up after the show and hang for awhile. We have got so much gossiping and catching up to do. Oh and while I am thinking about it, can you please call Britney and talk some sense into that girl!

love ya-operatorLA