411: Trannie Larceny

A few years back, one of our operatives told us a story about a sign posted around her friend's neighborhood that read: Help! Trannies stole my dog. Oh, how we laughed and joked that a desperate trannie will steal anything not nailed down.

Let us now journey to New Orleans, where a gang of thieving trannies have looted thousands of dollars in wigs and women's apparel since march.

One eyewitness,who watched in horror as her partner was tossed to the ground and beaten with a mannequin, says:

"They're kind of confused because they think they're women so they don't mind hitting women, but they're dudes. If you get hit by one it's like getting hit by a dude. ... Because the police are so poorly staffed, we're kind of on our own but the system we have seems to be working. I haven't seen them in at least a week but they'll be back. They're never gone for long."

Hey, a girls still gotta look good, right? Ain't no catastrophe gonna stop mama from getting herself some of them new Nine West boots, m'kay!

[read the full story at Sploid]