Chit Chat: Booze Shoes

Terminally performance shy Barbra Streisand is touring...again. Expect to mortgage your house to afford tickets. [Google News]

Beyonce is auditioning girls to back her up on tour. Kelly, Michelle...we're sure she meant to call you, but you know, she's been busy. Don't, we repeat don't, try to crash the auditions. [Google News]

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are dating! WTF. Well, a relationship built on spit takes and poop jokes is bound to last, right? [People]

Madonna is shilling clothes for retailer H&M. No word if Christina Aguilera has scored the coveted Frederick's of Hollywood campaign. [Source]

Sandals with a built-in bottle opener? Jimmy Buffett fans rejoice! [Source]