Chit Chat: Male Cheerleaders, Dead Wizards & More

Dude, male cheerleaders may not be so faggy afterall. A lawsuit alleges that members of the Marsall University squad fondled female members and may have even done some teabagging. Gimme an "S"; Gimme a "T"; Gimme a "D". [The Smoking Gun]

Customs Officials at the West Palm Beach airport found a bottle of Viagra when searching Republican shill Rush Limbaugh's bag. And with that news, the horrifying thought of Rush Limbaugh with an erection. [Sploid]

Former Fatty Star Jones is rumored to be leaving The View. Maybe she and Rosie can duke it out on a pay-per-view special. [TMZ]

Harry Potter might be killed in the next book. Don't be surprised, is all we're sayin'. [Yeeeah!]

Holyfuckballsshit. Naomi Campbell is being accused of assault-- again! Can't someone get the word out not to work for Naomi? [People]

Punch Kevin Federline in his smug, gold-diggin' puss. Granted it's only a computer game, but we hope that, like pins in a voodoo doll, K-Fed feels it. [Defamer]