Chit Chat: Matrimony, Matt Damon and the ubiquitous Paris Hilton

Nicole Kidman is preparing to wed country crooner Keith Urban "Down Under." Unlike last time, where she married someone on the "down low." [People]

We've heard a lot of lesbian rumors about Jada Pinkett Smith lately. If a picture's worth a thousand words, well...'nuff said. [!!omgblog!!]

We heart Amy Poehler. And we're totally going to abide by her 8 rules for being a civilized New Yorker. [CityRag]

Paris Hilton totally hijacks some poor German farmer's house so she can drop a deuce[The Superficial]. But in her addled revisionist history, she denies dancing on tables -- ever [TMZ].

Matt Damon -- your place in the hallowed halls of nerddom will be assured. JJ Abrams wants Damon to play a young Captain Kirk in the next Star Trek movie. Shatner has given the idea his blessing. [Yeeeah!]