DisConnect: The View

So, we all know former fatty Star Jones is dunzo at The View. Pop Candy has a list of suggested replacements to "spice up" everyone's favorite coffee klatch, but they're a little on the weak side. May we offer:

Kathy Griffin. Hiring the famed Star hater is would be a final "fuck off" from Wawa to Jones.

The Lady Bunny. She's funny, politically incorrect, and doesn't look like she's going to be losing weight any time soon (may not be eligible as she's not an actual lady).

Ruth Buzzi. Girl needs work. Hook her up.

Anna Nicole Smith. 'Nuff said.

Courtney Love. Sit back and watch the opionions (and pills) fly. Plus, she can speak firsthand about the dangers of plastic surgery.

Connie Chung. Ethnic and unemployed.

Cheri Oteri. She was a good fake talk show host on SNL, and we all know those View ladies are good at fakin' it.

Wendy the Snapple Lady. She can tell us all about her weight loss struggles on Celebrity Fit Club.

And finally...Andy Dick.

There you have it, our picks for the new member of The View.