DisConnected: The Thin Red Line

Kabbalah is meant to teach many things. Understanding of the universe, lack of material desire, transcendence of human suffering, but I guess it doesn't say alot about friendship. Word on the street is that Madonna has given up her ties with Britney Spears after Spears publicly announced on her website that "I no longer study Kabbalah, my baby is my religion."

We at The Operator can think of many reasons to end a friendship with Ms. Spears- baby dropping, white trash marrying, bad lip-synching- to name a few, so we guess Kabbalah ending is just as good as any other.

It also sounds better on a press release than Madonna stating "I am no longer friends with Britney because she has ruined her life with her loser husband and needs to get her shit together before her career is totally washed up and she ends up on a VH1 reality show where Supernanny teaches celebrities how to deal with their fat, spoiled and insipid offspring."