Voicemail: Hi you have reached Kathy, I am one kick ass bitch, but I am not home right now- leave me a message...

Hey Kathy, it's operatorLA. I know this is probably just your assistant's number. You are way too famous to give me your real digits. But that's ok! I know that we have only hung out a few times and I haven't yet cemented my status in your gaggle of gays, but an operator can dream, can't he? I just wanted to say that I caught your clip from the Today Show this morning where you started slamming Ann Coulter- God, I love you! Next time though, don't hold back. We both know she is a raving, horse faced, lesbianic lunatic! Not that there is anything wrong with being a lesbian, but every good queer (and queer lover) knows that those lebians are nuts!
I am so happy that you're second season has started again. I missed me some D-List love.
So , if you are ever bored and Lance Bass is too busy hanging with Reichen to come over and play board games, I am totally available. We could play a drunken version of pin the Horse Tale on Ann Coulter! Love ya, operatorLA.