411: David Lynch Ringtones

Yes, you read the title right, director and all around enigma David Lynch is selling ringtones on his website and they're suitably weird; like "teeth,' which says "my teeth are bleeding" over and over. Our personal favorite is the one that says "I am the doctor" in a creepy monotone. So if you're tired of hearing Beyonce or Madonna sing every time your cell goes off, up the oddball factor with one of Lynch's rings -- we're not sure if it's brilliant or terrifying, but it's a conversation starter at the least.


You can listen and buy them here.