411: Madonna Needs Vodka to Perform in London

Madonna recently requested a bottle of vodka before the beginning of her tour in London. But it is not so she can get slammed and have alot of fun riding that horsey while she sings "Like A virgin"- no, the vodka is for her wardrobe.

Since operatorLA is an old theatre fag, he has known about this trick for ages, but I guess it hasn't made it mainstream yet. One uses vodka in a spray bottle to get rid of offensive odors and perspiration stains on garments. Madge learned the trick from some fat opera singer who sweats alot.

After learning of this news, operatorLA can now say that he loves Madonna enough to actually suck the sweat from her clothes. Now, if we can only get her to use a xanax deaodorant we would be set.