Photocall: Michael Showalter

Aww, we've loved Michael Showalter since the days of The State on MTV. Even now that he's a bigtime (sort of) writer/director, he still seems like a goofy, average guy.
The Operator stumbled across his blog and were shocked to see his mugshot. Seems the Baxter himself ran afoul of the law. Showalter explains:

Several summers ago I was arrested by a sadistic cop in upstate New York. He had a really sweaty neck. I’ve since determined that he was on lots of steroids. If I play out that theory then I can fairly assume he a) has rage issues, b) has a tiny shrunken steroid wiener and testicle combo platter. Here are the two mug shots I had taken at five in the morning at the Ulster County Jail. The guys who processed me were nice enough to give me copies of my pictures.

After the jump, see his "happy" mugshot. Why this isn't on The Smoking Gun, we just don't know.