VoiceMail: This Is George- I think I dropped my cell phone in the bushes. going to be looking for it for a bit, so leave a message...

George, I have left a few messages for you, but haven't heard back yet. Dude, we need to chat. What is going on with you? Listen, I can understand your desire to do drugs, I mean ,I do drugs all the time I get the urge to partake in drugs every once in awhile. But I don't pass out at the wheel of a car to be awkened by photographers. I pass out in a gutter in front of a rough trade club where any self-respecting gay guy would. Also, I totally get that you want to have anonymous sex, in fact I did it with a really hot latin guy with a huge dick yesterday in a local park I think about it often. But George, you have crossed the line. You went in to the bushes to get off and you did it with this guy. UMMM grosss. George, I would totally have hot sex with you as would many fine, upstanding, good-lookling queers of a much younger age. Why George, Why?