411: Kodesex T-Shirts

If you thought hanky codes were confusing, try decipehering these wack ass t-shirts. Kodesex t-shirts are "cleverly" coded messages to potential mates disguised in shitty artwork that clue other wearers into your predilections. According to the website, the shirts are great for "clubbing, swinging, partying, or just grocery shopping!" Just create your customized message and voila, you'll be able to lure that scat-lovin', bisexual, pagan partner of your dreams (if they know the code, er, kode).

Oh, and don't think they're judging you even if you like to be fisted (an actual t-shirt choice). Like they say "By the way, we're not here to judge you. It's all about cool gear. It's art with an edge. It's art with a message." That message seems to be that I cannot communicate my desires except by wearing this craptstic artwork, but whatevs. Whatever you do, check out the free posters to download. They're so 1996.

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