Bad Call: Vincent Stays on Project Runway!
operatorLA is ... He can't even think of a word that will describe his overwhelming sense of rage and unending desire to beat Vincent up.
We are addicted to Project Runway- yes, we are that gay. But we are not gay (read stupid, not queer) enough to think that keeping Vincent on this show is a good idea.
First of all, he is a looney, lisping, limp-wristed "straight" guy with no taste or sense of style. That aside- he can't even sew an outfit. He has been repeatedly in the bottom three and has yet to be "out." But those stupid judges (we are talking about you Michael Kors) send Alison packing? That illuminating bit of pleasurable girl candy. Why, Why?
Yeah, her design was off last night. And we are not sure what she was thinking with that bow on her model's head. However, she has consistently put out good designs (unlike Vincent) and atleast she put some thought into her project from last night- Vincent just cut out a long piece of paper and threw confetti and scraps of white paper on it. Yelck!
operatorLA hates you Vincent. He HATES you! Next week, if you are not voted off or if Laura doesn't remover her "human" mask to reveal the blood thirsty she-demon that is hidden below and then proceed to gauge out your eyes and then eat your tongue, operatorLA will be over Project Runway.
Did you hear that, Tim Gunn? You better Make it Work.
Project Runway ;Tim Gunn ;Heidi Klum
3 comments:
Jackie Beat here.
This is how it works:
The worst two designers are up for elimination and the one who is the most-boring, the one who is producing the least amount of usable, interesting footage (drama, arguments, etc.) gets Auf'd.
Seriously, it's a pattern. Unless you are clearly the BEST and also a bit boring (last seasons winner -- can't even remember her name!), then you're gone.
Vincent has a great back story, he's the 49 year old underdog, his outfits are so bad they're good and they are going to choose him over some sweet girl who doesn't argue with anyone.
It's pretty sad.
True that...
but there is that dreamer inside of this queer. You know the one- he thinks that these shows are real, that they are not manipulated by producers. He thinks the President has limited executive powers. He thinks that love will conquer all and that sex is always like it is in porno.
This is one often disappointed queer.
OMFG I am SO PISSED!!! I can't even explain...
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