Chit Chat: Mutant Animals Among Us

A hybrid mutant was found dead in Maine. Maybe Bush was right. Maybe animal-human hybrids are next. [Source]

Censoring Sandra Bernhard is only going to make her more angry, bitch. [HuffPo]

Someone confessed to killing pageant queen JonBenet Ramsey. Forget War, forget unrest in the Middle East, and gear up for the 24 hour JonBenet news cycle to go round and round (again). [Drudge Report]

Lindsay Lohan looks like a crackhead hooker. Again. Or maybe she was just researching that rumored role in the Janis Joplin biopic. [The Superficial]

Some country star killed a bear. Apparently, that's news. [EW]

Hugh Hefner wants some high-class celebrity poon between the Pages of Playboy. [Star]