Close Call: A Date with Dick

Given Andy Dick's face-licking shenanigans lately, to warn one to avoid dating the coke-addled comedian would strike most as common sense. But then, the allure of Dick can be overpowering. Case in point, this item from Janet Charlton. We've never known wether we should laugh at Andy Dick or with Andy Dick. In this instance, we'll opt for the former.

The National Enquirer is coming out with a hilarious story about a guy who calls himself John Arnold, who PICKED UP loony Andy Dick in a Hollywood nightclub. Arnold described Andy as "snorting cocaine like a vacuum cleaner" - yet they ended up in a Japanese restaurant together. John, trying to make the best of this odd date, was appalled when Andy "grabbed the waiter by the crotch and began kissing him on the face- the waiter fought off his advances." Amazingly, Arnold nonetheless agreed to give Andy a ride home. On the way home Andy "saw a patrol car and pulled out a baggy of coke and tried to snort the entire contents at once." When Arnold protested, Andy kicked and broke his windshield and punched him in the face before he took off running down the street. The hapless "date" reported the incident to the police.

A Date with Andy [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]

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