The Directory: NJ GUIDO

Like us, you've probably maligned New Jersey, but the Garden State has so much to offer, from beaches to history to musicians like Bon Jovie and Bruce Springsteen...oh, who the fuck are we kidding. New Jersey, especially in the summer, is a haven for over-muscled, greasy guidos and the bimbos who fellate love them. If you think we're being too harsh, then take NJ Guido as proof. Let The Moo, The Captain, and The Hype guide you through a world of wet t-shirt contests, Jello shots, and date rape. Good times. You can take the boy out of Jersey, but we'd prefer you keep them there.

NJ Guido [offical site]
[via Bob and David]

New Jersey ; Guidos