Photo Call: Aretha Franklin

OOOOH Girl!

Maybe she needs to cut back on her R-E-S-P-E-C-T, and the fried food and all of that soul cooking that Ms. Franklin has admitted to loving so much.

And then she needs to refrain from wearing spaghetti straps. EVER.

However, operatorLA would like to meet the designer of this little outfit just to talk simple scientific logistics. The designer must have invented some new, space age material that is ten times stronger than steel but as pliable as silk. No other explanation can be given for how these straps can hold up the massive heft that is the Franklin Bosom.

Fuck Chaka Kahn- Aretha Franklin is Every Woman!

Aretha Franklin ;