Roll Call: Jackie Beat Rules!

If you're like The Operator, you spend an unhealthy amount of time on the internet, looking for porn, porn, and more porn things to amuse and distract. We've been spending way too much time lately over at the blog of entertainer jackie Beat, becuase she's fucking hilarious. Beat's bio is too long to list here, but she's probably known for cavorting around with Alexis Arquette in Wigstock: The Movie and for her bitchtastic Christmas shows in New York. In addition to being a writer and promoter, she's also the lead singer for the electrofilth band Dirty Sanchez.

Currently residing in L.A., Jackie's musings on life, art, and our celebrity-obsessed culture have at times made us spit out our vodka while reading. In addition her sidebar articles like "That's So Gay, From Z to A" are also hi-larious. For Example:

Z is for Zima. Long before Appletini’s and Cosmopolitans, Zima was the gayest choice a fag could make when asked, “What’s your poison?” Introduced by Coors in 1992 when southwestern decor was still being sold on Melrose, Zima is to cocktails what Avril Lavigne is to punk rock. Watered-down, tasteless crap.

But she's also a teacher, a mentor, and the inventor of one of our favorite new words: Borrible.

Check out the site in a place where you're unafraid to openly guffaw, and make sure you read the "Open Letter to Katie Holmes."


Jackie Beat Rules! [site]
Dirty Sanchez [myspace]


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