411: For Once We Agree with Crazy Evangelical Ministers

The Rev. Bob Harrington, a Texas preacher, is trying to bring the holy smackdown on the Simpson sisters for their wicked ways. He hates how they use sex to sell their music, putting much of the blame on their dad, a former minister, for replacing his love for Jesus with a lust for cold hard cash, or in the words of Harrington, "He has replaced holiness with horniness. "

As for Messica and Trashlee, well:
"Jessica and Ashlee will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell."

As much as we may wish this prognostication were true, the good Reverend clearly hasn't heard of plastic surgery. There's no way that Papa Joe Simpson is going to let the teats on his two cash cows sag, no way, no how.



Minister Slams The Simpsons [HuffPo via Life Style Extra]


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