9.29.2006

411: McGreevey Blows Off Letterman


No, not how you're thinking. Besides, McGreevey prefers the truck stop type. No, the "Gay American" was supposed to present the Top Ten List but didn't show up. According to Letterman (via The Huffington Post):

"We had invited the governor to be here, he said he would be here, we were all very excited that he was going to be here and then he stopped calling. They just stopped calling. They left us numbers that were unplugged, we couldn't get a hold of him. He said, 'Oh no, we're coming, don't worry, we're coming,' and that's the last we heard of him...I hope he's okay."

Below is the list McGreevey should have read for the good folks of America.

THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN: "Chapter Titles in Jim McGreevey's Book"
10. "The Day I Got Caught Governing Myself"
9. "How to Pretend to Like Girls for 47 Years"
8. "From Schwarzenegger to Pataki: Governors I'd Like to Oil Up"
7. "Another Confession: I Can't Resist Entenmann's Pound Cake"
6. "At First I Just Thought I Was Bipartisan"
5. "The New Jersey Budget Crisis: What Would Judy Garland Do?"
4. "A Look at the Governor's Balls"
3. "Politicians Who Left a Bad Taste in My Mouth"
2. "How to Push Through a Bill — Or a Steve or a Larry"
1. "Why I Don't Like Bush"

Letterman's Gay McGreevey Top Ten [FishbowlNY]


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