Call of the Wild: Crazy Lesbian Wedding

You, our loyal readers, know how operatorLA feels about lesbians. They are crazy bitches not to be trusted. Case in point:

It was supposed to have been Vanessa Mayo and Gail Hines' biggest day. It ended up with a black eye for Mayo, tears for Hines and a brawl involving 20 guests at their civil partnership ceremony.

So Vanessa (who is a firefighter, BTW) and her partner Gail exchanged vows in London. Then they head over to the local sports bar reception hall to eat lots of roast beef sandwiches and play with their retrievers celebrate their nuptials. In true lesbianic fashion, the fire brigade formed an honor guard with their axes as the couple emerged from the town hall. You read correctly, with their axes.

However at the party some man made a comment pondering why both brides were wearing plaid flannel shirts slur. Well, that slur didn't go over so well because the lesbians became agro and the fists started flying.

Apparently, the man who uttered the slur made a quick getaway in the wedding vehicle, which was covered in white ribbons. Black eyes and all the muff divers lesbians didn't let their terrible wedding day ruin their honeymoon. And where does the up and coming lesbian honeymoon these days? Why no other place but Turkey!

We here at The Operator which them the best as the look forward to years of lesbian death bed marital bliss.

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