Call Sheet: The Screech Sex Tape

Some things are difficult to handle, making our already tenuous grip on sanity waver, and this is one of them: A sex tape starring Dustin Diamond, aka Saved By the Bell's Screech, has surfaced. For the love of all that's holy, why Diamond? Why not Mario Lopez? Why not Mark-Paul Gosselaar?

According to TMZ:
"The tape begins with Diamond in a bathtub, narrating what's to come. It ends with Diamond introducing one of the women to a "Dirty Sanchez." Suffice it say, it is unbelievably graphic."

Mr. Belding is so going to be pissed about this.

TMZ kindly edited a non-graphic teaser, which you can view here.

Screech Sex Tape [Stereogum]

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