411: Walker, Texas Preacher?

Chuck Norris is a bad mofo, no doubt, and the butt of countless jokes (see Conan O'Brien). Now the Delta Force action star is writing a column for World Net Daily, the right wing rag that's claimed the likes of Bill O'Reilly and Rush "Michael J. Fox is a faker" Limbaugh as contributors. Chuck uses his online column inches to address his pop culture standing (see the hilarious Chuck Norris Facts) and debunk some rumors circulating the internets. Case in point:

Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."

There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.

If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.

Yowza. All this time, we didn't realize Chuck Norris was kicking ass in the name of Jesus. We're going to have to scrutinize those re-runs of Walker, Texas Ranger more closely.

On Chuck Norris 'mania' sweeping the Net [WND]

Chuck Norris Facts [site]

Chuck Norris [official site]


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