911: Matthew McConaughey is Homeless!

We knew that Sahara was bad and that Failure To Launch lived up to its title, but who knew things were so rough for poor Mateo?

Looks like McConaughey is homeless.

No shirt, No shoes, No razor and he has resorted to brushing his teeeth on the beach.

What could have led to this unfortunate turn of events? They say that homeless people have a defining moment where their world is changed forever and they end up on the streets.

We aren't saying anything, but McConaughey wasn't this Down and Out until Jake Gyllenhaal and Lance Armstrong were spotted together, without Mateo. That's all were are saying.