Call to Action: Save Tom Sawyer's Island

Milking the teat of the cash cow that is the Pirates of the Carribean franchise, certain fuckwits at Disneyland have seen fit to close Tom Sawyer's Island and build another Pirates-themed attraction. Travesty. Unless the new ride has a way to virtually molest Johnny Depp, we ain't having it.

Because let's face it, if they board up Injun Joe's Cave, where are all the kids going to go to make out?

Save Tom Sawyer's Island [Tabloid Baby]

Disneyland ;Theme Parks ;Pirates of the Carribean