Chit Chat: Blame Games or Drinking Games?

Amy Sedaris's progressive politics: Chong for president. [Daily Intelligencer]

Fatty McFatfuck, aka Dennis Hastert, gives a press conference on the Foley scandal in front of a graveyard. Appropos setting, if ever there was one. [Crooks and Liars]

Hands on buzzers, It's time for another round of everyone's favorite game: Blame Bill Clinton! We'll take North Korea's nuclear program for $100. [TPM]

Paris Hilton buys schwag weed. But honestly, when has she been discerning about what she puts in her body? [City Rag]

The Killers are mixing their dark liquors and their clear liquours. Take it from us, it's a bad idea. [Rock&Roll Daily]

Shirley MacLaine can drink young Hollywood under the table. [TPFM]