11.20.2006

411: Soviets Sought Simian Super-Army (Say It 3x's Fast)



"THE Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents.

According to Moscow newspapers, Stalin told the scientist: 'I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat.'"

Maybe Bush was right about the whole animal-human hybrid thing.

Stalin's half-man, half-ape super-warriors[The Scotsman via The Modern Age]

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