911: "Chunder" in the Wind

Elton John kicked off the Australian leg of his world tour recently. About two hours into the concert, he suddenly took ill and had to leave the stage.

"I thought I'd better chunder (vomit) in the toilet than all over the front row," Australian Associated Press quoted John as telling his audience of 15,000 fans.

We weren't surprised that John actually made himself sick with his music. Crocodile rock has been making us puke for ages.