911: Penguins are Gay!

OMG! Have you heard? It seems that scientists are finding out that homosexuality has a "natural" place in nature. And of course it has all those bigoted, conservative morons in a tizzy!

They can't even deal with a fictionalized account made for children and drawn like a cartoon. A picture book about two male penguins raising a baby penguin is getting a chilly reception among some parents in Shiloh, Illinois, who worry about the book's availability to children--and the reluctance of school administrators to restrict access to it.

The story is about two male penguins who raise a baby penguin together.

It must be difficult to be so narrow-minded. Who would want their children to be exposed to a story of love, commitment, nurturing and caring?

And while we are on the subject. How did the penguins become the gay animal scapegoat? Whenever gay and animal is used in the same sentence it is likely that the penguin is included. Is there a big gay penguin community? Is Antartica notorious for penguin circuit parties? Is use of Crystal Meth rampant in the penguin population? Do they all love the Scissor Sisters?

We just don't get it! How come penguins are so gay?

Gay Animals ;Penguins