You Make The Call: Tranny on the Soaps

You've heard the news by now, All My Children will be introducing a transgendered character to their roster. How Interesting? How Progressive?

We just want to know how Ridiculous is it going to get?

While intially the idea seems quite timely, we can't help but to project the stoylines into the future. It usually takes a regular soap character years to get to a point where they decide they want something as extreme as a gender re-assignment surgery, and ABC is jump starting this character right at the good part. What will this mean for Zarf?

Excuse me for a second... They named the character Zarf? yes, Zarf, as in Barf but with a "Z".

ZARF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!

WTF!

Anyway, what will the future hold for a character like Zarf?

Will she change her name when she axes the penis?
Will she track down and kill the mother who never loved her and named her Zarf as a joke?
Will she continue in her flaymboyant rock star lifestyle or will she settle down with Bianca, the token lesbian?

No matter what happens, operatorLA knows one thing for sure, he won't be watching! He was always a General Hospital kind of girl. But not one to miss out on a cultural phenomenom, operatorLA has found a way to be included. He is going to take Zarf's name and use it as different parts of speech.

"What did you do today, operatorLA?"
---"Oh, nothing, I just Zarfed around"
"operatorLA, did you see the pictures of Britney Spears' Zarf?"
---"Uh, yeah. I told her that two kids will stretch the Zarf out of her cooch but the bitch didn't listen!"