411: Last Minute Gift Ideas

We know shopping for people is hard, that's why we usually give everyone on our list a lottery ticket and a bottle of Thunderbird, both useful and available at your nearest bodega.

If, unlike us, you try to suit the gift to the person, then more often than not you end up hitting a wall. Well, should you need a gift for a drug-user who used to play with his sister's toys, may we suggest the Easy-Bake Meth Lab.

Let your tweaked out gay friend relive those days playing with his sister's Easy-Bake Oven over and over and over; it's guaranteed fun for as long as it takes him to come down and pass out. Just make sure he turns it off before he indulges in risky sex with some stranger(s) he met chatting online.

Happy shopping from The Operator!

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