911: Senate in Question?

oh, we we weren't a little bit older and wiser we would totally scream conspiracy. It seems that the fragile majority held by the Democrats in the Senate may be in question after U.S. senator Tim Johnson of South Dakota suffered what may have been a stroke Wednesday.

Hey, it is entirely possible that those evil, evil Republicans are up to no good. I mean if Putin can poison a spy in front of the whole world, surely the GOP can orchestrate a "stroke." We can only hope that Clinton and Obama are employing taste-testers and major security.

In all seriousness though, we wish Johnson a speedy recovery.