411: The 86 Rules of Boozing

Did you give up drinking as one of your New Year's resolutions? Well, that's admirable, but then you probably want to skip this post, where we sample a few of Modern Drunkard magazine's 86 Rules of Boozing (found via Dethroner). Some of our favorite points are listed below.

33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.

51. Never play more than three songs by the same artist in a row.
52. Your songs will come on as you're leaving the bar.

81. If you’re going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It’s the no-tell liquor.
82. There’s nothing wrong with drinking before noon. Especially if you’re supposed to be at work.

Read the full list here. Cin-Cin!